The internet here is ridiculously slow. It’s almost not worth bothering with. I just wanted to update for any of my lovely friends who might actually give a shit.
Toured some plantations today. Took lots of bad pictures, because I’m an awful photographer. Saw some super pretty girls working as tour guides at this one plantation. It’s like, on one hand, I wish I looked like that, and on the other hand, I want to fuck that.
Getting to see all of New Orleans. The good, the bad, and the ugly. But I love it. Every inch of this city is interesting and charming, imho.
Also, no sightings of Fassy yet. Oh well.
Gonna eat steak and shrimp and try not to melt in this fucking heat.
So, I do have wifi here…
Which makes me really happy. Though I still won’t be on much.
New Orleans is hot as fuck.
But the food is so good, and the French Quarter is my favorite place ever, and goddamn there are some attractive motherfuckers walking around this place.
Also, the movie 12 Years A Slave is filming here which means Michael Fassbender is here. I am in the same city as Fassy and his beautiful, enormous penis. The guy that drives our shuttle for the campground we’re at is also a driver for one of the actor’s (Chiwetel Ejiofor, I think) and apparently they’re filming at the plantations for the next 2 weeks. We’re going to drive through and see the plantations tomorrow. I wonder if I’ll get to see the set or crew or anything while we drive past. If I see Fassy, I’m kidnapping him. No one can blame me for that. Maybe I’ll even see him somewhere in the French Quarter at some point. He seems like the kind of guy that would appreciate Bourbon Street.