they look so upset like they are in relationship counseling or something
"it’s just that ezra’s been humiliating me so much lately..first he wears a jumpsuit, then these pajamas."
shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade
my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it
(Source: tomhahardy, via ezrakoenigspolo)
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
The cure for anything is salt water - tears, sweat, or the sea. — Isak Dinesen, Seven Gothic Tales (via sifragos)
(Source: sad-plath, via kaliforniaenglish)