And patiently, I exist

narcotic:

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

the zombies….they’re…here….

(via amysteriouscharacter)

underthespokes:

thebookofkells:

Here’s a picture of me holding Sarah…aren’t we cute?

For clarification, I’m a baby giraffe because I have stupidly long limbs and I bump into/trip over/knock my limbs into things ALL the damn time. I don’t know why Kelly is a sloth, though. lol

I’m a sloth because I’m slow at pretty much everything (like eating, going to the bathroom, etc.) and because I don’t give a fuck.

(Source: absolutelymadness, via amysteriouscharacter)